Stoned Santa Says Card Game

The game for couples who Wish to keep being naughty this year......
The holidays will be here before you know it, and you know what that means? Holiday sex! This scintillating Santa-themed card game for couples will instantly get your festive fires a-roasting.
To play, cards will be shuffled and placed face-down. You'll take turns picking cards, reading them aloud, then having your partner (or yourself!) perform various erotic actions like 'suck my north pole'. A detailed instruction card is included.